{"product_id":"enjoy-your-morning-coffee-dickhead-funny-engraved-teaspoon-☕","title":"Enjoy Your Morning Coffee Dickhead – Funny Engraved Teaspoon ☕🥄","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnjoy Your Morning Coffee Dickhead – Funny Engraved Teaspoon ☕🥄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause nothing says good morning quite like a little caffeine and a perfectly placed insult!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStart someone's day with a laugh (or a raised eyebrow!) with our hilariously cheeky \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Enjoy Your Morning Coffee Dickhead” engraved teaspoon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the wonderfully rude message engraved directly onto a stainless-steel teaspoon, complete with a cute little heart, it's the perfect combination of affection and 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